The nose knows

I cannot do a scary movie. Just can't. I am a HUGE chicken, and can't handle it. It kinda makes me sad when some cool, hip scary movie comes out, and everyone's talking about it, and I know I'll never see it. I like to talk about cool things! I want to be in the know! I love water cooler talk! But alas. I am a coward, and am not up to the task. Which means I usually don't even bother reading any press about any scary movies. So, I would have never seen this tidbit if JR hadn't brought it to my attention.

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No spelling errors here, except I love it when this kind of thing happens. The ads take over and eat the copy. I don't know enough about html to know how to fix this, but I suspect it's fairly easy. Anyway, here's the error:

This is one of those times when you're screaming at the screen, right? 

Listen, I get it. I HAVE a weird nose. My sneezes freak people out. They never know if it's a sneeze or a cough. But I don't think my nose is weird enough to be featured IN A HORROR MOVIE. And I would never expect people to run away from me. That seems rude. It's just a sneeze/cough. A snough, if you will. I don't do it on purpose! And it's NOT SCARY. Jeez. Just a little loud.

I know Hollywood is totally out of ideas, but this seems really desperate. A horror movie about a weird nose? LAME.

What's that? It's supposed to be NOISE? OHHHHH. Well, that's different. And probably really scary! I was almost willing to see this when it was about a nose. But now? Forget it. OUT.

I am now trying to come up with a really scary movie about a nose. Maybe your nose leads you places you shouldn't be, and then gets you into trouble? But where could it lead you? To a bakery? Or a coffeeshop? RUN BY AN EVIL BARISTA! A BARISTA OF SATAN! And then you have to cut off your nose! To spite your face! That seems horrible.

Still out.

(Thanks, JR!)