VERY special

It's been a little while since we've looked at a menu, huh? Just in time, my friend ND sent me this entry from a lunch she had here in LA. It features multiple, erm, issues.

Photo by ND

First, and this is just personal, but I'm not a fan of that font. It thinks it says "Hey, I'm wacky and fun!" But what it actually says is "Hey, slap me in the face before I drive you insane!" It has no business here. Next, since I can see two entries in the photo, I'm going to assume there's more than one special. SPECIALS. I don't actually have a quibble with the period used in the times instead of a colon. In many parts of the world that's how that's done, so I'll allow it. It's certainly not the most egregious problem here. You know which one I mean. DINNING. And what does that phrase even mean? You only get the soda when you dine in? It's a bold choice to drop the Oxford comma and then misspell dining. It's like mixing patterns. Advanced technique, for sure. Not everyone can pull it off.

Needless to say, this menu has not. WE SEE YOU, REBEL YELL.

(Thanks, ND!)