Good morning! HI! How are you? You're not hungover, are you? I hope not. I feel like the only thing worse than having to go back to work after a holiday in the middle of the week would be having to go back hungover. And even if you didn't drink, you may be suffering from what I call the dreaded junk food hangover. You know, where you've consumed all this junk food after eating a generally well-balanced diet the rest of the time, and your system doesn't really know what to do with all of it, so you just kind of feel bloated and gross for a while, until a solution is reached. I find that, like with some booze hangovers, a little hair of the dog helps. I suggest carbs. Oh! Or maybe a burrito. Burritos always hit the spot, don't they?
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Even when spelled incorrectly. I think the author of this card is nuts. A jalapeno buritto, or burrito, even, sounds fantastic, doesn't it? That's totally what you're having for lunch now, isn't it? You're welcome.
I am now dying to know what was going on with the rest of this card. I can't believe HC didn't just buy this card and bring it to me. WHATEVER. Just so y'all know, a burrito on MY birthday sounds delightful.
(Thanks to HC for this submission!)
Technically, jalapeño is spelled wrong, too.
ReplyDeleteIt's true. But since I couldn't figure out how to get blogger to give me the tilde, I felt I couldn't then accuse. But you have to assume someone making a greeting card would have access to more fonts than I do.
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